Welcome to awholelotoffuckall.com, the official home of our decade-long overland expedition from the tropical heart of Cambodia to the rugged highlands of Scotland, and all the way back again.
We are a husband-and-wife duo Warren and Andrea, traveling with our irreplaceable four-legged co-pilot: a four-year-old female Shar-Pei named Bob. Yes, Bob. And yes, she is named after the iconic Blackadder character who dresses up as a boy to seek adventure. Like her namesake, Bob is always ready to brave the unknown, look sharp in a crisis, and keep the team laughing.
We decided that life was too short to stay parked in one place. So, we bought a heavy-duty Ram 3500 truck and set out to build our own ultimate home on wheels.
We call it The Ramification.
Because every great choice has consequences. Packing up and deciding to drive across continents for the next 10 years is a massive shift. The Ramification is our rolling sanctuary, our engineering challenge, and our ticket to absolute freedom. It is the physical consequence of our desire to see the world on our own terms.
Honestly? It’s about a whole lot of fuck all, and absolutely everything all at once.
We aren't here to give you polished, pristine travel brochures. We are here to document the raw, unfiltered reality of a 10-year border-crossing odyssey. On this site, you will find:
The Build: Real-time updates, wins, and structural failures of building a custom truck camper from scratch.
The Journey: Navigating international borders, tight mountain passes, and ever-changing landscapes with a massive truck and a wrinkly dog.
The Lifestyle: How to survive, thrive, and keep from killing each other while living in a few dozen square feet for a decade.
We have no fixed itinerary, no corporate sponsors dictating our route, and a massive map to conquer. Strap in, explore our latest build logs, and follow along as we turn a wild idea into a ten-year reality.
As Lord Flashheart would say: "Let’s doowowowo it!"